Joker quotes about the dark side of humanity
Whether you’re a fan of the comics or the movies, there isn’t anyone who isn’t familiar with the Joker. With a smile that sends chills up your spine, he’s a bad guy because the cruel ways of the world made him that way.
The Joker is one of the most infamous criminals within Gotham City, and he gives Batman a run for his money. He exploits Batman’s weaknesses and pushes him to the limits. Though the Batman has sworn never to kill, the Joker makes him want to break this rule more than once.
1. “And I thought my jokes were bad.” – The Joker
2. “And…here…we…go…” – The Joker
3. “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.” ― The Joker
4. “Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… *do* things.” – The Joker
5. “Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick.” – The Joker
6. “Don’t let anyone ever make you feel you don’t deserve what you want.” – The Joker
7. “Give a man a mask and he will become his true self.” – The Joker
8. “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger.” – The Joker
9. “I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers… no, no, no… no you, you complete me.” – The Joker
10. “I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it’s a comedy.” – The Joker
11. “I wanted to see what you’d do. And you didn’t disappoint… You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that’s cold.” – The Joker
12. “If you are just safe about the choices you make, you don’t grow.” – The Joker
13. “If you make decisions based upon people’s reactions or judgments then you make really boring choices.” – The Joker
14. “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” ― The Joker
15. “It’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?” – The Joker
16. “I’m Gonna Make This Pencil Disappear.”
17. “In Their Last Moments, People Show You Who They Really Are.”
18. “Let’s put a smile on that face!” – The Joker
19. “Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever.” – The Joker
20. “May I ask your name my lady or perhaps angels have no names only beautiful faces.” – The Joker
21. “Now, I See The Funny Side. Now, I’m Always Smiling.”
22. "Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan.” But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!" - The Joker.
23. “See I’m a man of simple taste. I like things such as gunpowder…dynamite and…gasoline!” – The Joker
24. “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.” ― The Joker
25. “Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them!” – The Joker
26. “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.” ― The Joker
27. “The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!” – The Joker
28. “The strongest hearts have the most scars!” – The Joker
29. “Their morals, their code; it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. You’ll see- I’ll show you. When the chips are down these, uh, civilized people? They’ll eat each other. See I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.” – The Joker
30. “They Laugh At me Because I’m Different. I laugh At Then Because The’re all the same” ― The Joker
31. “They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper!” – The Joker
32. “This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them!” – The Joker
33. “Those mob fools want you gone. So they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth, there’s no going back. You’ve changed things…forever.” – The Joker
34. “This Is What Happens When An Unstoppable Force Meets An Immovable Object.”
35. “Very poor choice of words.” ― The Joker
36. “We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us.” – The Joker
37. “What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger!” ― The Joker
38. “When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.” – The Joker
39. “Why so serious? ” ― The Joker
40. “You cant sell dreams to someone who has walked through nightmares.” – The Joker
41. “You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.” – The Joker
42. “You see, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.” – The Joker
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Batman’s ultimate archenemy[ˈɑrˈʧɛnəmi]
“When the chips[khoai tây chiên] are down, these civilized[ˈsɪv.əl.aɪzd: văn minh] people, they’ll eat each other.” – The Joker
ANARCHY[ˈæn.ɚ.ki]: vô chính phủ
PLASTIC SURGEON[ˌplæs.tɪk ˈsɝː.dʒən] bác sĩ phẫu thuật thẩm mỹ
MIGHTIER[ˈmaɪtiər] mạnh hơn
TRAGEDY[ˈtrædʒ.ə.di] bi kịch















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